Funny love quotes
funny love quotes and sayings :
“You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared!..”
love sayings and quotes :
” When you fall…
i will be there- with love (the floor)”
funny love quotes and sayings for him :
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
love sayings :
A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears…
funny love you sayings :
Smile, it’s the second best thing you
can do with your heart…
sayings love quotes :
You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it…
love sayings funny :
If Girls cry…..
they are trying to fool you,
but if Boys cry then they get fooled…
funny love quotes and sayings :
Girls are like phones…..
We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
funny love quotes sayings :
Funny love quotes
love sayings and quotes :
I like when you are SMILE…,
but i LOVE it when i’m the reason….
funny love quotes and sayings for him :
I love being married.
It’s so great to find that one special person you want for the rest of your life.
funny love quotes and sayings for her :
love is like a war….
easy to start but hard to end….
love sayings :
I am infected by your love virus….
sayings love quotes :
Dear heart,
Please stop getting involved in everything.
Your job is to pump blood that’s it.
cool love sayings :
I love it when i catch you looking at me,
then you smile and look away…:)
love sayings funny :
I love my phone because all my friends live inside it!
funny love quotes and sayings :
Love is loving what your lover loves…
funny love quotes sayings :
Come live in my heart and pay no rent…:-p
love sayings and quotes :
My innocent soul want to connect with your beautiful soul.
funny love quotes and sayings for him :
Funny love quotes
love sayings :
Love is like playing bridge, if you don’t have a good partner, it’s good to at least have a good hand.
love sayings :
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and transfer as much property as you can to your name.
funny love quotes and sayings :
My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her.
The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.
love sayings and quotes :
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is…
funny love quotes and sayings for him :
Lets commit the perfect crime…i’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine <3
love sayings :
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you…?
Funny love quotes
funny sayings on love :
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished…
sayings love quotes :
Love……
Its one way ticket to Heartbreak city…..
love sayings funny :
Marriage is a three ring circus…
engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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